Please undelete my question? I am befuddled why users voted to close it? As you can see from the comments, many people understand it perfectly. I prefer keeping my thoughts under the Executive Summary for completeness, like on possible causes of action and the Consumer Protection Act, S.O. 2002.
When a Manufacturer grants a "lifetime warranty against defects" but Manufacturer's warranty (exchange and refund) process can take too long (e.g. months), do Consumers have other quicker legal remedies (e.g. within 5 business days)? Particularly when the purchased good is essential to Consumer?
Manufacturer's lifetime warranty appears both a misrepresentation and a contractual Condition (not a warranty). Will Consumer succeed in claiming contractual damages for both (negligent? innocent?) misrepresentation, and/or breach of a Condition?
I ask this for Ontario, Canada. Consumer Protection Act, S.O. 2002 fails to assist Consumer, because it "does not provide a general right to return or exchange goods."
To mitigate loss, and out of necessity, Consumer has just purchased a similar product from another manufacturer.